Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
