I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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