with your own penis?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Please, let me fuck your mom
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I am midnight drunk by noon
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
