You surviving the open bar?
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dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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