so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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