I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
