so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
