Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
BRING THE BAGELS
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
