talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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