I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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