I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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