I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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