just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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