quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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