Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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