were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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