if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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