Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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