big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didn't notice because vodka
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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