my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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