I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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