thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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