She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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