I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
What drink are we having for lunch?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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