all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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