Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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