Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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