We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
