This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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