hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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