shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I won't apologize to a one balled man
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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