Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
What drink are we having for lunch?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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