Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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