dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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