Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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