At least make sure they are 18
Why
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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