Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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