You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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