Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
is it fun? or sober?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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