Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
