Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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