you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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