Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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