How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
