i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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