Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
two words...techno handjob
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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