super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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