im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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