I just made out with a guy for $7.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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