There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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