we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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