She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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